God Bless America

...For My Wedding Ring

You never know when you might find yourself in a pickle. So consider this the pickle slicer. It looks as painful as it looks cool. And the tip comes off, so one second it looks like a harmless wedding ring, the next second you're punching out windows (or eyeballs). Wow.

Hope I never run into the wrong end of one of these.

TAD Gear Titanium Rescue Ring

One man's safety precaution is another man's deadly weapon. Sure, the TAD Gear Titanium Rescue Ring is meant to break glass in case of emergency, but come on, it's a ring with a spike on it. That's bad ass. It includes a keyring for the breaker tip in case you don't want to always wear the spiked ring... although we don't know why you wouldn't want to. Frankly, we intend to get one for every finger.