Many of you know of the term, the shocker. "Two in the pink, One in the stink."
Well... a couple months ago, we started trying to come up with various ways of saying the same thing. Ok, so it was a long car ride, but we were laughing our arses off. Then we did the same thing over drinks at a going away party. Some were good. Some were bad. All were f-ing hilarious... if you're like me and have the sense of humor of a 5th grader (Yes, I'm 30.). So here are a couple that stuck (pun intended). Be careful, though. Once you start, it will become an obsession.
My goal is a good list of about 500. And so it begins:
Two in the Pink. One in the Stink.
2 in the goo. 1 in the poo.
Two in the clam. 1 in the ham.
Two in the slit. One in the shit.
2 in the cum. 1 in the bum.
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Two in yeast-maker, one in the shit-taker.
2 in the crack, one in her back.
Two where she squirts, one where it hurts.
Two in the jelly, one in the smelly.
Two in the gut, one in her butt.
Two in the womb, one in the log flume.
Two in the gunk, one in the trunk.
Two where it's right, one where it's tight.
2 in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the yeaster, one in the kiester. Yahtzee!
Two in the baby-maker, one in the deuce-taker.
Two in the jello, one in the J-Lo.
Two in the junk, one in the funk.
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter.
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