Many of you know of the term, the shocker. "Two in the pink, One in the stink."
Well... a couple months ago, we started trying to come up with various ways of saying the same thing. Ok, so it was a long car ride, but we were laughing our arses off. Then we did the same thing over drinks at a going away party. Some were good. Some were bad. All were f-ing hilarious... if you're like me and have the sense of humor of a 5th grader (Yes, I'm 30.). So here are a couple that stuck (pun intended). Be careful, though. Once you start, it will become an obsession.
My goal is a good list of about 500. And so it begins:
Two in the Pink. One in the Stink.
2 in the goo. 1 in the poo.
Two in the clam. 1 in the ham.
Two in the slit. One in the shit.
2 in the cum. 1 in the bum.