3.03.2011

I Hadn't Bought Anything in a While... So...

I had to pick up a Charlie Sheen shirt. Just to commemorate his spiral out of control and help other people make money off of his misfortune, I believe it's a good purchase. Nice job to Alex Pardee. This is a pretty sweet interpretation of 'tiger blood.' I wonder if it works anything like vampire blood? In any case, if you're selling some of that too, I'll buy it. Or if anyone else wants one of these t-shirts, you can find them here for $24.


I also grabbed a Larry and His Flask shirt. One, because it had my name on it. And two, because I dig music that gets your feet moving after a few whiskey and waters. So, if you like rockabilly or bluegrass or bango metal or whatever you want to call it, give these guys a listen. (Thanks for the tipoff, Russ.)


2.24.2011

Of course not!


Who cares if Vader is watching. This thing might shit out a car on you.

It does kindof look like a big, steel turtle with long legs...

2.03.2011

Chewie Monster

VW spot uses 'the force' to control your mind...



Come on, we've all tried this as a kid, right? But using The Force takes practice. Lucky for this young Vader, Dad gets home in time to keep his galaxy-ruling, dark-side dreams alive.

Really, the only scene missing is where this young Vader tries to pop the top off his babysitter ala. Scott Baio in Zapped! I guess we'll save that re-edit for a rainy day.